the empty record store cocaine party dream

The Empty Record Store Cocaine Party Dream PCR033

1. the empty record store cocaine party dream (22.56)

So I'm CD shopping, as I regularly do, only this time it's to a place I only vaguely recognise; an obscure back door to a nondescript row of grey concrete buildings in a bleak, flat industrial area somewhere outside my usual city centre parameters. I enter the door expecting to see it full of customers, and more obviously, CDs, but when I walk in the floor is cleared out, and only a few empty racks are left hugging a couple of the walls. There are people working though; the owner is moving things around in the back but I never quite see his face, and leaning on the counter is a girl I recognise from somewhere else. We get to talking, but never really touch on the reason why this record store is resolutely record-free. She tells me, as an unrelated matter, that the staff are having a party and I should come. Whatever, I got nothing much else planned. She hands me a crumpled five pound note.

'Bring this with you'
'Why?'
'To buy the cocaine!'
'From who?'
'From me!'
'Why would I pretend to buy cocaine from you with your own money? Why don't you just give me the five pounds worth of cocaine and I'll bring it to the party?'

There follows a lengthy, circular discussion about the logic or otherwise of the recycled money transaction. I point out that I don't do cocaine anyway, but she tells me I don't have to take it, I just have to 'buy' it. Or be seen to buy it, presumably. And then, of course, I wake up.

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This is part two of the, er, tryptich of 3" CD releases, which will wrap up in a pleasingly triangular way with the next instalment. 3 CDs, 3 songs, 3 inches, it's the magic number as you'll know by now if you're up on your De La. Triangularity aside, this is a little something for the fringes, pushing past the twenty minute barrier in a stew of drones and whirring and...something else (rule of three, ain't it). Emerging from the swamp with a faintly familiar arpeggio, it gets laced with some more substantial form and structure and a stack of infra-red beams bouncing off the pickups. I've pulled that trick, pointing various household remotes at my guitar, before and I'm not tired of it yet. If James Iha/My Cat Is Alien/rule-of-three-satisfying-third-example can play guitar with toy rayguns then I can do this by way of a cheap tribute...fitting somehow.

The most ear-catching part of this is the drone, two lengthy passages of humming, cacophonous ambient noise which kick in partway through and then at the end. To me it's a great sound; it's made from strumming open strings the wrong side of a capo and twisting the resultant noises with my amateur wizardry, and as always layering the pieces on top until it feels right. It's a throbbing sound, hitting what felt like the right mix between unsettling and unrelenting noise on the one hand, and pleasing, sonorous tones on the other. Slightly like hearing people rolling something around the inside of a big church bell, through some kind of filter. But you'll hear it. Right?